The Procrastinator 3000

Posted by liaso (Bay Area, United States) on 10 October 2007 in Animal & Insect.

Do you need to put off all work until tomorrow? Do you need a distraction, a way to while away the hours? Look no further. The Procrastinator 3000 can grab your attention with the slightest touch of the paw or quietest mew. (Volume can be set to ME-OW if you are particularly hard to break away from work.) The quiet rumbling purr when petted will make you forget you have anything else to do. The Procrastinator 3000 even sets itself up where you are most likely to stray back to work.

[This happy customer of the Procrastinator 3000 would like you all to know that due to its wonderful performance, the next collage will be out tomorrow.]